Friday, March 29, 2013

Number 5 Witch of All-Time: Bewitched Samantha Stephens (Elizabeth Montgomery)

Number 6 Witch of All-Time: Bewitched Samantha Stephens (Elizabeth Montgomery)

Elizabeth Montgomery portrayal of Samantha brought witchcraft properly into the nineteen-sixties with a twinkle of her nose, forever changing primetime television and becoming the most mainstream witch in history. The contemporary sitcom, Bewitched, was her vehicle, and the blonde bombshell with girl next door innocence came complete with a bumbling husband who despised her religion, but reaped the rewards anyways, a beautiful daughter, a meddling mother and her husband’s buffoon of a boss. That sits Elizabeth’s character, Samantha, and her little nose trick, which I still haven’t figured out, squarely in the top ten female witches of all-time, at number six.


While the show shared a lot in common with another sitcom, I Dream of Jeannie, what set this show apart was Samantha’s devotion. She was a devoted wife, mother and daughter and even though her husband forbade her from using her formidable witchcraft skills, she still found a way to help him out of personal crisis after personal crisis, with a twitch of her magickal nose.
While Barbara Eden’s Jeannie character was drop dead sexy, (sans the belly button), Samantha did all her magick with a sleek, but chic fashion. Even without the magick, she would have been the perfect wife. She cooked, cleaned, took care of the family and her man, but when you added her magick, she was more than a handful.
Born from a long line of witches, who could appear and disappear at will, and even travel time, Sam’s mother did everything in her power to keep the family tradition alive, despite husband Darrin’s (originally Dick York, later Dick Sargent) protests. Often the catalyst to the shows appeal, the friction between Sam, her husband and her mother was hilarious. Even though fictitious, the show’s appeal lay squarely on Elizabeth Montgomery’s realistic portrayal of Samantha. It was kind of like Lucille Ball meets Glinda the Good Witch of the East, set in modern times, of course, at least at the time of its production. The show was simply beloved by millions, men, women and children alike.


Now, I must give the creators and writers credit as well. The brain trust of this series knew that in order to reach mainstream America with a witch story, they had to make her appealing and tasteful. If I possessed the kind of powerful magick that could make anything appear from out of nowhere, I would certainly be courting the kind of wealth of the likes of Bill Gates and the children of Sam Walton (Walmart). I would be a philanthropist, a world traveler, a playboy along the lines of Bruce Wayne. But Samantha never aspired to those heights. She kept it simple, and kept her powers in check, only using them when she felt necessary. Perhaps that was the most impressive thing about Samantha. She put her family and their hopes for the 1960’s style American Dream first. Kudos, Samantha Stephens!



Monday, March 25, 2013

Number 8 Witch of All-time: Glinda, the Good Witch


Top Ten Female Witches of All-time (real or imagined)
Number 7: Glinda, the Good Witch of the East


To my recollection, Glinda, the Good Witch of the East, was the first witch shown in a positive light in mainstream culture. I have to give kudos to author of the Wizard of Oz, L. Frank Baum, for being creative and forward thinking enough to go against the norm, in a time where religion would be very apt to not accept such a character. Glinda broke all the stereotypes previously associated with witches: she was beautiful, kind, delightful; everything her nemesis, the Wicked Witch of the West was not. For that reason, Glinda, the Good Witch of the East comes onto my list of the top ten female witches of all-time, real or imagined, at number seven!



Glinda is now a huge part of Americana. Who could ever think of the classic movie, The Wizard of Oz, without thinking of the glittery, blonde haired, golden voiced good witch, played by actress Billie Burke in the famous 1939 version and by Michelle Williams in 2013’s Oz, the Great and Powerful. Sure, characters such as Dorothy, Toto, the Straw Man, The Tin Man, the Heartless Lion, the Great Oz and the aforementioned Wicked Witch of the West get more credit, but Glinda was a trailblazer, at least as far as practitioners of white magick go.
            
The acceptance of witchcraft has came a long way since the burning times of the Catholic Church in Medieval Europe and beyond, even to the shores of America, with the shameful witch hunts of Salem, Massachusetts. And even though things have changed for the better, there is still a stigma associated with practicing this oldest and perhaps wisest of religions. There is still much room for improvement in this area. Sure, today’s witches don’t carry shimmering magick wands with stars on top, except perhaps wee little girls on Halloween, but most people that practice the craft today do so to seek enlightenment and personal growth, not to eat babies or kill a neighboring farmer’s crops or prize milk cow.

It seems to me that all religions are intolerant of other religions to some degree, but this is especially true with Wicca. The famous line in the Bible, “Though shalt not suffer a witch to live”, still resonates throughout the world to this very day. Even though choosing to take to heart certain directives in the Bible and other religious texts, while ignoring others, could certainly be construed as cherry picking, I think it is much more important to believe that whatever god or goddess we worship would want us to finally live in peace and shared respect and love. Hopefully, someday the practice of Wicca will become more accepted, especially considering that most witches today are more in line with the practices of Glinda, the Good Witch, rather than any wicked witch!
            
And besides, who else could possibly take an innocent girl like Dorothy, tell her a magick spell many decades ago, and expect to have it still repeated to this day? Click your heels three times and say, “There’s no place like home”. Can you remember a better line?
Check back Thursday for the Number 8 Witch of All-time!

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Thursday, March 21, 2013

Number 9 Witch of All-Time: The Charmed Ones


Top Ten Female Witches of All-time (real or imagined)
Number 9: The Charmed Ones

Never mind the fluff, who can resist these heavily bosomed babes, who could rank in the top ten of many other lists, including the most beautiful witches? Yes, the Halliwell sisters, aka the Charmed Ones come into my list at number nine!
Wielding extremely powerful magick, which would rival even the great wunderkind with the lightning bolt on his forehead, these ladies saved the world every week for several years from a bevy of the underworld’s most fearsome demons. And they did so with style and a sexiness not often afforded characters that have throughout history have been portrayed as ugly, wart faced freaks. Kudos to this bevy of wizardly young ladies who could charm the socks off me any time they wished!
Of the four young actresses who played the Charmed Ones, my favorite is Alyssa Milano, who played Phoebe.  I am not ashamed to admit that I’ve had a crush on her since she played on the series, Who’s the Boss? She is also an actress not afraid to take chances, a trait I can certainly relate to, and proven by her in the role she took in the vampire film, Embrace of the Vampire. This film, while probably not garnering her much critical acclaim, certainly boasts of some of the steamiest scenes ever put on celluloid, not related to porn.
Much maligned actress, Shannon Doherty, appeared as Prue, the leader of the Charmed sisters in its first years of production, but for whatever reason, the actress with the personality of Guns and Roses’ singer, Axl Rose, was replaced by actress Rose McGowan, who played long lost sister, Paige.  Rose fit well with the group. Though not as edgy as Shannon, her innocent demeanor probably won her many new fans, especially those could never really trust the former 90210 star she replaced.
The most level headed of the sisters, Piper, was played by Holly Marie Combs. Her warnings usually went unheeded, until crisis presented itself and she had to bail her naïve, love struck sisters out of the jams they inevitably found themselves in.  Falling in love with an angelic being and having a child with him, certainly gave her character a stability that the other girls lacked, as they often had new boyfriends every week.
Like I mentioned earlier, this television series was loaded with much more fluff than substance. However, when the sisters needed to get down and dirty with some impressive magick, they always returned to their Book of Shadows. Though their powers were certainly overstated and beyond belief, the fact that they placed their Book of Shadows at the forefront of their magickal knowledge, gave Charmed that one element of believability that would otherwise be lacking.
Immortalized by the great television lexicon of syndication, these ladies will be thrilling audiences and charming young people into exploring the world of magick for years to come. Inspiration sometimes comes from the most unlikely of sources, and at some point in the future, some imaginative mind will use this series to come up with a fantastic story in a new fictionalized world, once again proving that magick will never die.


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My Apocalyptic Dark Fiction Thriller THE DEVIL'S PROPHET is available @ http://thedevilsprophet.com


Monday, March 18, 2013

Number 10 Witch of All-Time: Madam Professor Minerva McGonagall


Top Ten Female Witches of All-time (real or imagined)
Number 10 Madam Professor Minerva McGonagall

Easily the most popular witchcraft story of modern times is Harry Potter. Created and written by J K Rowling, the story is simply fantastic in both imagery and adventure. Though some of her inspiration may have been derived from previous stories, and whose stories aren’t, they still bustle with enough originality to catch the eye of youngsters and parents alike.

Coming in at number nine on my list is Madam Professor Minerva McGonagall, Headmistress of Hogwarts, skillfully portrayed in the movies by critically acclaimed actress, Dame Margaret Natalie "Maggie" Smith. The character itself is of a witch with as much knowledge of the craft as life itself. It could be said she is as wise as Professor Dumbledorf, but that would be splitting hairs!
What the character does is teach Harry and his cohorts, as well as play foil to their youthful recklessness. Almost always, in the middle of whatever crisis Harry and his fellows find themselves, she admonishes them and tries to rein them in. In the end, however, Harry ultimately succeeds and she sees the err of her ways, accepts that she has learned something new and exalts Harry to even greater heights, both in front of his peers and hers.

Who can forget her warning at the beginning of the first Harry Potter’s first transfiguration class? “Transfiguration is some of the most complex and dangerous magic you will learn at Hogwarts. Anyone messing around in my class will leave and not come back. You have been warned." That would be one warning to certainly take heed!

Perhaps my favorite part in the Potter stories is when she puts the lively witch’s hat on the new students head to designate which house they will be assigned. There is so much tension in the air and so much anxiety in the faces of the kids. Madam Professor Minerva McGonagall, never wavers and the kids always seem to find favor with just the right house for their over the top personalities.

On a more personal note, my father left my family when I was a small child. I was raised by women and through that, learned to respect women. Though not witches, my mother, grandmother and aunts showed me how important it is to have strong female role models in your life. After Harry Potter’s parents were killed, his new adoptive family was anything but supportive. When Madam Professor Minerva McGonagall came into his life, at Hogwarts, she filled that roll. Even though the story is purely fiction and J K Rowling could have written it anyway she wanted, I firmly believe this character was one of the most important figures in young Harry’s life, and I doubt he would have accomplished the many great things he did, and survived the wild adventures, without her guidance.

That is why I have listed her as number nine on my list. Her warm maternal instincts to support those she led would have surely made her refuse to be any higher, but her strong willed personality would have accepted nothing less!


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My Apocalyptic Dark Fiction Thriller THE DEVIL'S PROPHET is available @ http://thedevilsprophet.com

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Number 10 Witch of All Time: Silver Ravenwolf


 Ranking and researching my top ten female witches of all time has been a real labor of love. Not all of my stories involve witches or witchcraft, but when my art does take me in that direction, I want to make sure I am well versed. The same is true with this blog. I can’t guarantee everything I write will be absolutely the gospel truth, but rest assured everything I write will be well researched. If I make a mistake and you happen to catch it, feel free to reply and politely set the matter straight. I will acknowledge my mistake, and you, of course, for being attentive, and all will be right! 

Though she didn't make the Top Ten, there was no way I could do this series without spotlighting Mr. Silver Ravenwolf. 

Silver is a well respected, though somewhat controversial figure in the world of Wicca, which for those of you who do not know, is the official name for the religion of Witchcraft. She has published several ‘how-to’ books on witchcraft, some of which I have personally read. Though not the first person to write and publish self instruction books for performing ancient wisdom, nor the highest authority, Silver does know of what she instructs. To me, she took a lot of the stigma of Wicca away and made it acceptable, as well as accessible. For that reason alone, she should be given credit. 

Whether or not ‘magick spells’ work or not, I will not get into today. My feelings are that if any type of spirituality makes you feel positive about yourself and your fellow woman or man, and is peaceful, then it is alright in my book. Silver’s teachings of the ‘craft’ certainly fit that scenario. 

Wicca might never be widely accepted by mainstream America, or the major religions that dominate worship throughout the world, but I am certainly thankful that the days of punishing people for being a witch are over. Nothing I have read in Silver’s work would deem someone worthy of being burned at the stake for reading or practicing it, as in ancient times, nor vilified and shunned, as often is the case in the modern world. 

Silver has garnered her share of controversy though, because of both her high profile and for speaking out. Those in other more ‘more acceptable’ religions believe she leads young, impressionable adults into the darkest of crafts, setting their souls up for an eternity of hellish punishment from their god. Some in Wicca believe her teachings often stray from the traditional and are too simplistic. Despite this, Silver keeps rolling along, writing her books and living her life the way she chooses. For this reason alone, I had to include her in my list! 

After all, we do live in a country that gives us Constitutional freedom to worship whatever religion we choose. Without Silver and other brave trailblazers like her, mainstream acceptance of magickal stories might never have happened. Thanks for all you have done, Silver!

Thanks for reading my blog. Please follow me, share and tell an enemy and a friend. I look forward to seeing you next time. I also encourage you to visit my author website to check out my novels and short stories. My psycho-sexual/dark fantasy novel about dragons, undead knights, and you guessed it, witches is called Rise of the Raven Knights, Suffer the Witch Volume I and it can be found at http://sufferthewitch.com.



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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Intro Blog, DeThroe's Suffer the Witch

Hello all, I am Paul DeThroe. This is my first blog. Since I am new at this, I hope you bear with me. My ultimate goal is that you find my blog entries enjoyable enough to keep coming back, and that you spread the word to your friends, and even your enemies! I started this blog to introduce my writings to the world. Yes, I am an author of dark fiction. My SUFFER THE WITCH CHRONICLES is being published by Assent Publishing’s dark fantasy imprint, Phantasm Books. The first offering is book one of the STW series, titled, RISE OF THE RAVEN KNIGHTS, which will debut in 2013. It is about the adventures of Gazzy Windstorm and his sister, Lori. The books premise: When evil threatens the world, mystically-gifted Gazzy and his Wiccan sister master their magickal powers and lead an order of undead Raven Knights to protect all they love. To celebrate the upcoming release of RISE OF THE RAVEN KNIGHTS, my first blogs will feature the top ten witches of all-time, real or imagined. I will reveal two of these a week, one each on Monday and Thursday, and will continue that schedule until the series is completed. I welcome you to read these, share with other readers, agree or disagree and to share your own favorite witches. If you don’t enjoy witches, you are even welcome to share the reasons why. I am a very open person, and accept all viewpoints, whether they agree with mine or not. One thing I will not accept is personal attacks, on myself or anyone else who shares with me on this blog. So please, keep it courteous and open minded! After the initial blog series, I will move forward with blogs about dragons, ravens, owls, knights, demons and ghostly gardens, all major factors in RISE OF THE RAVEN KNIGHTS, as well as future novels in the SUFFER THE WITCH CHRONICLES. I will also add pages spotlighting the characters in RISE OF THE RAVEN KNIGHTS, such as Gazzy Windstorm and his sister Lori, both shape-shifters with mystical powers, their loyal acolyte, Sir Giovalde, their nemesis, Mayor Whitney McCracken, Lilith-Queen of Hell and the lovely ghost, Lady of the Garden. I will add content to these every Friday. Now, a little about me. I live in Cincinnati with my 3 children. We enjoy sports, fishing, hiking, movies and music. My website is http://pauldethroe.com. I have two previous novels on Amazon.com and over a dozen short stories published in magazines such as Eerie Digest/The Arts and Entertainment Magazine, Death Head Grin Ezine and The Shwibly, as well as anthologies such as Indiana Horror, Indiana Science Fiction, Indiana Crime. Links for all my works can be found at my website.